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Tina Neidlein's avatar

Cap’n Crunch is almost perfectly square. Maybe that’s what you’re not supposed to feed the birds?

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stagnantmilk's avatar

last week I went into a restaurant and ordered one taco and waited for it at the table and ate it in less than a minute and left. it brought me great joy and nourishment within that minute but also might have tasted better outdoors. it was mostly lettuce which although I enjoyed the taste and texture of made me question if I'd gotten my moneys worth. I read this post at work from behind the bookstore info desk and it made my shift much more enjoyable thanks

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Phoebe Ward's avatar

🥹great comment

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